We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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