he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
a search helicopter?!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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