I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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