Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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