i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
there is glitter all over my balls
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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