I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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