I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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