He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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