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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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