I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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