susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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