we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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