You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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