Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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