My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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