I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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