I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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