and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize