Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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