i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
A bitchslap is in order.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
