Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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