I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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