This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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