McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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