everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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