my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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