Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You dont lie about slip and slides
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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