I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Pants are for mortals
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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