Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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