They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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