There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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