i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
