I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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