he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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