There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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