Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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