Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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