jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
soo... how was my night?
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