their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
