yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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