dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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