I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
