And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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