Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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