Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
MIDGETS
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Randomize
