I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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