The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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