singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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