I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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