I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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