i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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