He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize