I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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