Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
