I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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