just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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