I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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