I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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