i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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